The following article tells you have an experience with Valentine's Day Ghost.Sometimes the most important aspects of a subject are not immediately obvious. Keep reading to get the complete picture. This Valentines day true ghost story has been taken from here.The Valentine's Day Ghost-(This story happened to a workmate of my auntie's in Liverpool's James Street railway station about three years ago.)
It was Valentine's Night, and the young husband had decided to take his wife out for a meal to Liverpool. After having had a pleasant evening, the pair went to Liverpool's James Street Station to get the last train home.
As they sat in the station chatting to each other, the husband noticed that there was a very smartly-dressed young lady, in a 1940's style black suit, sitting on the same bench as them. From the neatness of her attire, the woman looked as if she worked in an office. However, the man became puzzled when he noticed that she was staring fixedly straight ahead, and did not move at all.
Just then, the train came in, and the strange lady got up first and boarded the train ahead of the couple, who decided to enter the same compartment. As they stepped inside, the husband noticed that the compartment was empty, and there was no other way that the woman could have exited the compartment, except to pass by the couple. Frowning, the man asked his wife if she had seen the lady who had sat by them on the bench step into the compartment. Returning his frown, the wife shook her head and asked, "What woman?"
The husband replied: "You know,t he lady who was sitting by us."
Again, looking puzzled, the woman shook her head and denied, again, that she had seen any woman on the bench.
Being a very level-headed person, the husband came to the conclusion that even though he did not believe in ghosts, there had been something very strange indeed about the lady's whole aspect. Maybe, he surmised, with it being Valentine's Day, and with her 1940's style attire, the woman could have been a spirit of a young lover going to meet her fiance, and perhaps someting tragic had happened in that railway station once she had boarded the train.
Who knows?
James Street station is a very old station, with a lot of history. During the war, for example, people used to go down in its tunnels to shelter from the Nazi bombings.
Hope you enjoy the Valentine's Day Ghost Story.
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Friday, February 8, 2008
UFO sightings in Britain is at a hike of 40% -MoD UFO Report
The more you understand about any subject, the more interesting it becomes. As you read this article you'll find that the subject of UFO sightings is certainly no exception.
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The number of UFO sightings in Britain soared by 40% last year.The apparent abduction by spaceship of a man's tent, car and dog was one of 135 reports of UFO sightings in Britain last year, according to details released by the Ministry of Defense (MoD).The Ministry of Defence logged 135 reports - up from 97 in 2006.Three pilots were among more than 100 – mainly anonymous – people who reported the sightings, which included a flying saucer in Staffordshire and a fast-moving triangular object in Wakefield, West Yorkshire. Two of the pilots were flying over Alderney in the Channel Islands when they saw bright orange objects, they said, while the other saw a "balloon-like object" over the South-west.One, Ray Bowyer, 50, said: "I'm not saying it was from another world, but I've never seen anything like it in all my years of flying."Discs, formations, white or orange lights, triangular shaped craft and pipe-like objects were all spotted in 2007. Reports were lodged from all over England, Scotland and Wales at all times of the year.One witness in Rotherham said they saw "a bright triangular object in the sky. It was stationary at first and then moved".
Another in Duxford, Cambridgeshire, spotted: "Fifty objects, each with a single orange light. They gathered before ascending directly upwards."
The MoD is trying to be more open with its archives and files on UFOs. The ministry admitted that unless the reportings indicate a threat to national security, they are not investigated further.Hilary Porter, from the British Earth and Aerial Mysteries Society, said: "There has been a huge influx of UFOs. Absolutely enormous. There has been these huge formations that have been coming."Nick Pope, a former MoD official who was responsible, between 1991 and 1994, for investigating UFO sightings, said: "I welcome the MoD's new openness on this subject. Others maintain the vast majority of the sightings can be explained. Many are helicopters, weather balloons or satellites, while others are optical illusions or unusual cloud formations.
Don't limit yourself by refusing to learn the details about UFO sightings. The more you know, the easier it will be to focus on what's important.
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The number of UFO sightings in Britain soared by 40% last year.The apparent abduction by spaceship of a man's tent, car and dog was one of 135 reports of UFO sightings in Britain last year, according to details released by the Ministry of Defense (MoD).The Ministry of Defence logged 135 reports - up from 97 in 2006.Three pilots were among more than 100 – mainly anonymous – people who reported the sightings, which included a flying saucer in Staffordshire and a fast-moving triangular object in Wakefield, West Yorkshire. Two of the pilots were flying over Alderney in the Channel Islands when they saw bright orange objects, they said, while the other saw a "balloon-like object" over the South-west.One, Ray Bowyer, 50, said: "I'm not saying it was from another world, but I've never seen anything like it in all my years of flying."Discs, formations, white or orange lights, triangular shaped craft and pipe-like objects were all spotted in 2007. Reports were lodged from all over England, Scotland and Wales at all times of the year.One witness in Rotherham said they saw "a bright triangular object in the sky. It was stationary at first and then moved".
Another in Duxford, Cambridgeshire, spotted: "Fifty objects, each with a single orange light. They gathered before ascending directly upwards."
The MoD is trying to be more open with its archives and files on UFOs. The ministry admitted that unless the reportings indicate a threat to national security, they are not investigated further.Hilary Porter, from the British Earth and Aerial Mysteries Society, said: "There has been a huge influx of UFOs. Absolutely enormous. There has been these huge formations that have been coming."Nick Pope, a former MoD official who was responsible, between 1991 and 1994, for investigating UFO sightings, said: "I welcome the MoD's new openness on this subject. Others maintain the vast majority of the sightings can be explained. Many are helicopters, weather balloons or satellites, while others are optical illusions or unusual cloud formations.
Don't limit yourself by refusing to learn the details about UFO sightings. The more you know, the easier it will be to focus on what's important.
Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith haunts Hotel Hard Rock Room No. 607
Do you ever feel like you know about Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith to be dangerous? We don't know whether her ghost is dangerous or not but it is really interesting and a bit scary to know that Anna Nicole Smith's ghost is there in the haunted room number 607 in hotel Hard Rock,Hollywood.So far, we've uncovered some interesting facts about Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith.Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith haunts Hotel Hard Rock Room No. 607.This article has been taken from National Ledger reported by Christi Hall.Anna Nicole Smith Ghost Haunts the Hard Rock?Does Anna Nicole Smith still haunt the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla.? On person believes that he ghost is there. It is exactly one year since the Playboy Playmate passed away and the entertainment media went into a frenzy. Anna Nicole died in room 607 of the popular resort in February 2007 at the age of 39. Anna Nicole Smith Ghost Haunts the Hard Rock hotel?Now at least one guest that attended a party there earlier this year believes that she has spotted Anna's spirit wandering the resort. According to a report from In Touch Weekly a woman named Stephanie Pont was among the guests who paid up to $200 to party at the hotel's Passion club on New Year’s Eve.The guest tells the weekly entertainment magazine that she believes that she saw the late star's ghost wandering the hotel. “The ghost looked just like Anna,” Pont says. “I saw her in the hotel lobby." Who you gonna call?
It’s the talk of the area,” says a local resident. “Anna hasn’t left the building yet.” Smith's death sparked a bitter custody battle over her little baby Dannielynn Hope. Eventually DNA tests would prove that California photographer Larry Birkhead was the father and he now has custody of the little girl.Now you can understand why there's a growing interest in Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith. When people start looking for more information about Ghost of Anna Nicole Smith, you'll be in a position to meet their needs.
Scary Victorian Ghost Story and Horror
I am very fond of scary ghost stories, horror movies and horror stories.Paranormal phenomena attracts me a lot and I am keen to explore the truth behind the paranormal experience. Is there anything paranormal in this world? Do you believe in ghosts?Do you believe in unresolved mysteries?I know no body can answer with 100% confidence but something is there. Some energy,some existence that we can't explain is there. That is called paranormal,Ghost or something scary.Whatever,whether there is ghost or paranormal existence or not, but we all love to know more on these paranormal activities. We love to read true ghost stories. Here is a one that I have found an interesting victorian ghost story by Ken Preston. Thanks to Ken.If you like Victorian mysteries, vampires, demons, secret societies, cliff hanger endings and memorable characters, all served with a dash of Sherlock Holmes and Hammer Horror, then the Caxton Tempest books are for you.Here the story follows-
A Victorian Ghost Story by Ken Preston
Mrs De Runtzen's jewels
One freezing, foggy night in early February Inspector Arthur C. Behrends of the Metropolitan Police walked along a cramped, shabby alleyway off the Whitechapel Road, a scruffy, barefoot little boy running on ahead of him as his guide. The Inspector was in pursuit of the solution to a mystery, a scandalous crime that had shocked the finer elements of London society. He believed that solution lay here, in the slum-dwellings of the poor.
Sometimes he would lose sight of the unkempt boy as he disappeared in the clammy grasp of the thick, gray fog, but then moments later he would appear again, urging the Inspector on with quick, insistent whispers.
“This way, mister! Down ’ere, quickly, quickly!”
Occasionally Behrends would be compelled to stop as a sudden dark shape appeared through the eddies and swirls of the smog, a ghostly shadow emerging from the mist to become a filthy, bent beggar, wheezing his pitiful entreaties into Behrends’ ear, or a haggard old woman, offering to sell the policeman a pair of pig’s trotters.
Behrends dismissed them all, waving them away contemptuously, for he was a dour, tubby little man, and his social graces were sorely lacking in every respect. It was said by his colleagues that his temper was even shorter than he was, but that when provoked into a fit of passionate rage he could grow twice his normal size.
“Down ’ere, mister,” the street urchin said, suddenly appearing wraith like through the fog and pointing down a side street.
Behrends followed the boy down the cramped street. The black, filthy buildings towered over him on either side, threatening to close in on him and squeeze the breath from his freezing lungs. Somewhere in the distance he could hear a group of men singing a bawdy song set to the tune of a Salvation Army hymn, and a woman shrieking, with delight or fear he could not tell. He passed broken windows, patched up with rags and paper, and his feet sloshed through a foul river of sludge, the underground cesspits having overflowed in the recent storms. They reached a warped, broken down door, which the boy pushed open, and entered a dismal little room, lit only by the fire burning in the grate.
A woman sat at a table assembling matchboxes, dropping them in an untidy pile on the floor beside her. Her face and bare arms were as white as ivory in the flickering light of the fire, apart from the scattering of blue and yellow bruises that marked her flesh. Two filthy children sat silently on the floor, their faces blank with hunger.
Ignoring the woman and children Inspector Behrends and his guide passed through the room and ascended a flight of perilously rickety steps to the first floor. Behrends stepped carefully, unable to see much in the poor light. As he climbed he ran his hand along the damp, mildewed wall to steady himself.
“In ’ere mister,” the boy said, pushing open a door into a shabby little bedroom, lit by a single, sputtering gas lamp.
Two rickety, cast iron beds dominated the tiny room. On one of these decrepit beds lay a white haired man, covered from his neck to his toes by a stained, threadbare sheet, tucked up under his chin. He was shivering violently.
Beside him, on the edge of the other bed, sat a thin, haggard looking woman, her trembling hands clasped together as though in prayer.
A mean little fire burned pitifully in a black grate, providing precious little comfort against the cold and damp.
“Is it the peelers?’ the man said, his hoarse, cracked voice penetrating the silence like a knife.
“My name is Inspector Behrends, I believe you have some information about the desecration of Mrs De Runtzen’s grave,” Behrends said, still standing in the doorway.
“Yeah, that’s right, that’s right,” came back the hoarse reply. “Molly, let the Inspector sit down, there’s a good lass.”
The thin, haggard woman shuffled between the beds and found herself another spot, and Behrends sat down next to the man, who looked up at him from his sickbed with bruised, haunted eyes. Behrends caught the whiff of cheap booze on his breath and stale sweat on his body. Behind the hollow walls he could hear the constant scurrying to and fro of rats.
“My name’s Bill Sketch,” the man said, his dry, cracked lips parting to reveal a few rotten, dark brown teeth, and a black tongue.
Behrends looked at Sketch, at his gaunt face, and his shock of white hair.
“It were as black as coal yesterday,” Sketch said. “Ain’t that right, Molly? As black as midnight, it were.”
“And what happened,” Behrends said, “to turn your hair so white in a day?”
“D’yer believe in ghosts, Inspector?” Sketch whispered.
“No, I don’t,’ Behrends replied.
“Neither did I, not until last night, anyways,” Sketch said. He began coughing, a hacking cough that rattled deep in his chest, flecks of spittle flying from his cracked lips.
After a few moments the coughing fit subsided and Sketch lay back on the bed, gasping for breath, the filthy sheet still clinging to his gaunt body.
“I were as fit as a fiddle, up until yesterday,” he wheezed. “And now look at me. Now look at me.”
Sketch gasped for breath for a few moments, his rasping wheeze and the scratching and squeaking of the rats the only sounds in the damp, miserable room.
“I seen a ghost, Inspector,” he said, finally. “Seen her with me own eyes, and felt her chill touch on me own flesh, and her breath, Inspector, felt her breath fluttering across my face, and stinking of sickness and death.”
Sketch suffered another coughing fit, his frail body convulsing beneath the stained sheets.
“If’n yer please, Inspector,” he said, once his coughing had subsided, his voice weaker than before, “I could do with a sip of that hot stew that Molly made for me.”
Behrends looked where Sketch indicated and saw a dirty, battered tin cup containing a thin, watery gruel, in which floated tiny bits of unidentifiable meat and gristle. The Inspector picked up the cup, lukewarm to his touch, and held it to Sketch’s lips. He sipped noisily at the stew, the loud sucking sounds sending shivers of revulsion through Behrends’ body.
“Now come, come, my dear fellow,” he said. “All this talk about ghosts, it’s no wonder your nerves are so unsettled. Don’t you have something to tell me about Mrs De Runtzen?”
“That’s right, Inspector,” said Sketch, a rivulet of the watery stew running down his chin and onto the bed sheet. “That’s what I were tellin’ yer about, Mrs De Runtzen, and how me and ‘Jem the Rake’ robbed her of all her jewels.”
“Go on then lad,” Behrends said. “Confess all. After all, that’s what they say, isn’t it, that confession’s good for the soul.”
“Well, I hope that’s right, an’ then maybe I’ll get some peace from her, if not in this world, then maybe the next.
“It were like this Inspector, me an’ Jem we heard about Mrs De Runtzen havin’ died, an’ how she’d been buried wearin’ all her jewels still. Times is hard, Inspector, as I’ve no doubt yer can appreciate, an’ it seemed a little unfair to me and Jem that some old lady should go to her grave wearin’ more than I’ll ever earn in a lifetime.”
Inspector Behrends nodded, but said nothing. Like everyone else in London he had heard about the lavish burial, read about it in the paper. The De Runtzen family’s enormous wealth had been accrued from their trading company’s forays into the African interior. With the whole of the Dark Continent now carved up between the European countries the De Runtzen trading company was able to expand, shipping slaves, gold and ivory to every corner of the world, and so quickly making their fortune.
The elderly Mrs De Runtzen had taken to parading her newfound wealth by wearing it at every function she attended. Some said she never removed her jewellery at all, not for any reason. This rumour was finally given substance after her death, by the news that she was to be buried in her finest ball gown, her body adorned with her gold and silver bracelets, her necklaces, and precious stones.
Any fool could have predicted what would happen next.
“So you decided to desecrate her grave, and take her jewels.”
“That’s right, Inspector, that’s what we did, may God forgive our souls. We jumped over the wall of the De Runtzen estate the night after she’d been buried. It were pitch black, freezing cold and foggy. Yer could hardly see a foot in front of yer, and we stumbled about fer a long time like a couple of old drunks, but we found her all right, we found her. She’d only been buried that afternoon, and yer could still smell the freshly dug earth. Well, me and Jem we starts diggin’, and the diggin’s easy and goes quick fer the soil’s all loose and the spades cut through easy like. But Jem, he’s a bit nervous, an’ a bit headstrong, an’ before you know it he’s smashed through the coffin lid with his spade.
“ ‘Watch what yer doin’ Jem,’ I says. ‘We’ll have ’arf a London down here wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, all the racket yer makin.’
“We got the rest o’ the soil off the coffin, an’ we lifted the coffin lid up, an’ there she were, Inspector, all laid out in her finery, like they said she would be. Only…only…”
Sketch began trembling again, and he closed his eyes, but only for a moment, quickly opening them as though horrified at what he saw in the dark of his own mind.
“Well?” Behrends said. “Only what?”
“It were her eyes, Inspector,” Sketch whispered. “She had her eyes open, wide open, and was starin’ right at us, as though darin’ us to steal from her.”
“Don’t be stupid, man, she was dead,” said the Inspector. “Wasn’t she?”
“She had to be, Inspector, ’cos even if she hadn’t been dead when they buried her she were now, on account o’ the dirty great hole Jem had bashed in her head when his spade went through the coffin lid. Well Jem was all fer givin’ up right there an’ then, an’ goin’ home empty handed. He sat on the mound of dirt we’d dug up and stared at the old bird, and she stared right back up at us while I convinced him we had to carry on with it. In the end I had to throw a handkerchief over her eyes, just so’s she’d stop lookin’ at us, an’ we could get down there and start robbin’ her.”
“Very brave of you, I’m sure,” muttered Behrends. “Now come on, man, come on, what about the jewels?”
Sketch’s dark eyes took on a faraway look at the mention of the jewellery. He had stopped shivering now, but still lay with only his head protruding from underneath the stained, threadbare sheet.
“Ah, Inspector, we would have been set for life after pawnin’ that lot. Her coffin were full o’ gold and silver trinkets, bracelets, gold necklaces, diamond rings, ruby brooches bigger than yer fist. Lord knows how she ever walked around, all that weight draggin’ her down like that. It woulda tempted an honest man like yerself Inspector, it surely would. Me an’ Jem we set to work and gathered it all up in a bag we brought special, an’ it were the easiest pickin’s we ever had. Pretty soon we had everything like, apart from the rings on her fingers. An’ the old bird had rings on all her fingers, every single bloody one, an’ not just one ring either, but two or three, sometimes even four or five, as many as could be crammed on. But the thing was, all her fingers had swelled up, an’ those rings were stuck where they were, weren’t no use tryin’ to get any of them off.”
“So what did you do?” Behrends said.
“I cut off her fingers, one by one,” Sketch said, his voice dropping to a hoarse whisper. “It were a devil of a job, all I had to do it with were that rusty old knife over there…”
Behrends looked where Sketch nodded and saw a tiny, rusty pocketknife lying on the floor, in a dried pool of blood. The Inspector shuddered despite himself.
“…an’ I just had to hack away with it until it cut through the flesh. But the worst bit, the worst of all, were havin’ to break her fingers. The crunching noises her bones made were summat awful, thought it would wake up the whole bloody neighbourhood.”
Behrends sighed, and said, “It’s not going to go well with you in court, I can tell you that now. But perhaps the good Lord will have mercy on your soul for confessing your crimes. Now, where’s your accomplice, ‘Jem the Rake’?”
Sketch bit his lip and said nothing. He was shivering again.
“He’s dead, mister,” Molly said.
Behrends looked up, surpised. He had forgotten she was there.
“Dead? Dead? How on earth did he die?” he said.
“His missus found him yesterday with a hole in his head,” whispered Sketch. “Just like the hole he bashed in that old lady’s head. Lived long enough to say Mrs De Runtzen wanted her jewellery back.”
“Mrs De Runtzen wanted her jewellery back?” repeated Behrends. “How could that be? The poor woman was dead, you saw her with your own eyes!”
“D’yer believe in ghosts, Inspector?”
“So, you’re trying to tell me that Mrs De Runtzen rose from her grave and killed your accomplice in crime?” Behrends said. “More likely the two of you had an argument, a disagreement as to how your booty should be shared out no doubt, and you killed Jem, and now you are trying to lay the blame on a ghost. Now come on, man, we’ll forget about that, after all, London’s better off with one less of your kind roaming its streets; but what about the jewels, eh, where are you keeping them?”
“I shoulda listened to Jem,” Sketch said, ignoring Behrends now, a powerful trembling coursing through his body hidden by the dirty bed sheets. “I shoulda returned the jewels like he said, but I didn’t, I were too greedy. An’ last night she came, Inspector, she came and took her jewels back!”
“Come on, man, pull yourself together, you’re becoming hysterical!”
“Oh, Inspector, it were like some terrible nightmare, watchin’ that dreadful apparition stand at the end of the bed and dress herself with her necklaces and bracelets, and her ruby brooches, an’ starin’ at me, Inspector, all the time starin’ at me, just like she had when we dug her up. And in the end she stood there, all splendid like in her finery, but she hadn’t finished, Inspector, she couldn’t could she?”
“Why, what do you mean?” said Behrends.
“She had no fingers, Inspector, no fingers to put her rings on!”
Sketch was writhing in the bed now, and the single filthy sheet was falling from him, slowly uncovering him, first his shoulders, then his chest and upper arms, and on and on as the sheet tumbled to the floor.
“Oh, she had no fingers!” Sketch wailed.
Behrends watched, simultaneously appalled and fascinated as, like a conjurer revealing a magic trick, the bed sheet fell away to show Sketch’s mutilated, bloody hands. All of his fingers had been torn away at the knuckles. Molly had done her best to bandage Sketch’s hands, but the blood still seeped through the dirty rags.
Sketch was babbling like a madman now, and thrashing about the bed whilst Molly tried to hold him down and calm him.
Behrends slipped quietly from the room, casting one more repulsed glance at the blood stained pocketknife lying on the wooden floor. He hurried as quickly as he dare down the darkened, rickety old stairs, past the woman assembling matchboxes and her two children, and out into the foggy streets, leaving the cries of Bill Sketch behind him.
Such a thing as this could not be, Behrends’ rational mind told him. There had to be an explanation, a normal, down to earth explanation that had nothing to do with ghosts, or corpses rising from the dead.
Perhaps a visit to the funeral parlour, where Mrs De Runtzen’s body was laid out waiting to be buried again, would ease his troubled mind. After all, if she still lay in her coffin, as he fully expected her to, then that would prove what he already knew; that the dead did not rise from their graves to exact revenge upon those that wronged them.
A light still burned in the funeral parlour, despite the lateness of the hour, and Behrends was allowed access to see Mrs De Runtzen’s body.
As the undertaker lifted the lid on the coffin the Inspector felt the same sense of dread and fascination as when Sketch’s bed sheets had fallen back to reveal his mutilated hands. At the last moment Behrends almost called out to the undertaker to stop, and lower the lid, as an awful premonition fell over him that Mrs De Runtzen’s eyes would be open, and staring right at him.
The coffin lid opened to its full extent, and Behrends gasped at what he saw before him. It was not the dead lady’s eyes staring at him that caused him to recoil in horror, for they were closed. No, what the Inspector saw there was far worse than anything he had imagined. Mrs De Runtzen lay peacefully in the coffin, dressed in all her jewellery, the jewellery that had been taken from her cold, dead body only days before. Her hands were crossed over her chest, ending at her knuckles where Sketch had broken off her fingers one by one.
But now Mrs De Runtzen had a new set of fingers, one after another lying next to each of those mutilated knuckles. And there were two or three, sometimes even four or five rings crammed onto each of Bill Sketch’s severed fingers.
So now you know a little bit about Victorian Ghost Story. Even if you don't know everything, you've done something worthwhile: you've expanded your knowledge.
A Victorian Ghost Story by Ken Preston
Mrs De Runtzen's jewels
One freezing, foggy night in early February Inspector Arthur C. Behrends of the Metropolitan Police walked along a cramped, shabby alleyway off the Whitechapel Road, a scruffy, barefoot little boy running on ahead of him as his guide. The Inspector was in pursuit of the solution to a mystery, a scandalous crime that had shocked the finer elements of London society. He believed that solution lay here, in the slum-dwellings of the poor.
Sometimes he would lose sight of the unkempt boy as he disappeared in the clammy grasp of the thick, gray fog, but then moments later he would appear again, urging the Inspector on with quick, insistent whispers.
“This way, mister! Down ’ere, quickly, quickly!”
Occasionally Behrends would be compelled to stop as a sudden dark shape appeared through the eddies and swirls of the smog, a ghostly shadow emerging from the mist to become a filthy, bent beggar, wheezing his pitiful entreaties into Behrends’ ear, or a haggard old woman, offering to sell the policeman a pair of pig’s trotters.
Behrends dismissed them all, waving them away contemptuously, for he was a dour, tubby little man, and his social graces were sorely lacking in every respect. It was said by his colleagues that his temper was even shorter than he was, but that when provoked into a fit of passionate rage he could grow twice his normal size.
“Down ’ere, mister,” the street urchin said, suddenly appearing wraith like through the fog and pointing down a side street.
Behrends followed the boy down the cramped street. The black, filthy buildings towered over him on either side, threatening to close in on him and squeeze the breath from his freezing lungs. Somewhere in the distance he could hear a group of men singing a bawdy song set to the tune of a Salvation Army hymn, and a woman shrieking, with delight or fear he could not tell. He passed broken windows, patched up with rags and paper, and his feet sloshed through a foul river of sludge, the underground cesspits having overflowed in the recent storms. They reached a warped, broken down door, which the boy pushed open, and entered a dismal little room, lit only by the fire burning in the grate.
A woman sat at a table assembling matchboxes, dropping them in an untidy pile on the floor beside her. Her face and bare arms were as white as ivory in the flickering light of the fire, apart from the scattering of blue and yellow bruises that marked her flesh. Two filthy children sat silently on the floor, their faces blank with hunger.
Ignoring the woman and children Inspector Behrends and his guide passed through the room and ascended a flight of perilously rickety steps to the first floor. Behrends stepped carefully, unable to see much in the poor light. As he climbed he ran his hand along the damp, mildewed wall to steady himself.
“In ’ere mister,” the boy said, pushing open a door into a shabby little bedroom, lit by a single, sputtering gas lamp.
Two rickety, cast iron beds dominated the tiny room. On one of these decrepit beds lay a white haired man, covered from his neck to his toes by a stained, threadbare sheet, tucked up under his chin. He was shivering violently.
Beside him, on the edge of the other bed, sat a thin, haggard looking woman, her trembling hands clasped together as though in prayer.
A mean little fire burned pitifully in a black grate, providing precious little comfort against the cold and damp.
“Is it the peelers?’ the man said, his hoarse, cracked voice penetrating the silence like a knife.
“My name is Inspector Behrends, I believe you have some information about the desecration of Mrs De Runtzen’s grave,” Behrends said, still standing in the doorway.
“Yeah, that’s right, that’s right,” came back the hoarse reply. “Molly, let the Inspector sit down, there’s a good lass.”
The thin, haggard woman shuffled between the beds and found herself another spot, and Behrends sat down next to the man, who looked up at him from his sickbed with bruised, haunted eyes. Behrends caught the whiff of cheap booze on his breath and stale sweat on his body. Behind the hollow walls he could hear the constant scurrying to and fro of rats.
“My name’s Bill Sketch,” the man said, his dry, cracked lips parting to reveal a few rotten, dark brown teeth, and a black tongue.
Behrends looked at Sketch, at his gaunt face, and his shock of white hair.
“It were as black as coal yesterday,” Sketch said. “Ain’t that right, Molly? As black as midnight, it were.”
“And what happened,” Behrends said, “to turn your hair so white in a day?”
“D’yer believe in ghosts, Inspector?” Sketch whispered.
“No, I don’t,’ Behrends replied.
“Neither did I, not until last night, anyways,” Sketch said. He began coughing, a hacking cough that rattled deep in his chest, flecks of spittle flying from his cracked lips.
After a few moments the coughing fit subsided and Sketch lay back on the bed, gasping for breath, the filthy sheet still clinging to his gaunt body.
“I were as fit as a fiddle, up until yesterday,” he wheezed. “And now look at me. Now look at me.”
Sketch gasped for breath for a few moments, his rasping wheeze and the scratching and squeaking of the rats the only sounds in the damp, miserable room.
“I seen a ghost, Inspector,” he said, finally. “Seen her with me own eyes, and felt her chill touch on me own flesh, and her breath, Inspector, felt her breath fluttering across my face, and stinking of sickness and death.”
Sketch suffered another coughing fit, his frail body convulsing beneath the stained sheets.
“If’n yer please, Inspector,” he said, once his coughing had subsided, his voice weaker than before, “I could do with a sip of that hot stew that Molly made for me.”
Behrends looked where Sketch indicated and saw a dirty, battered tin cup containing a thin, watery gruel, in which floated tiny bits of unidentifiable meat and gristle. The Inspector picked up the cup, lukewarm to his touch, and held it to Sketch’s lips. He sipped noisily at the stew, the loud sucking sounds sending shivers of revulsion through Behrends’ body.
“Now come, come, my dear fellow,” he said. “All this talk about ghosts, it’s no wonder your nerves are so unsettled. Don’t you have something to tell me about Mrs De Runtzen?”
“That’s right, Inspector,” said Sketch, a rivulet of the watery stew running down his chin and onto the bed sheet. “That’s what I were tellin’ yer about, Mrs De Runtzen, and how me and ‘Jem the Rake’ robbed her of all her jewels.”
“Go on then lad,” Behrends said. “Confess all. After all, that’s what they say, isn’t it, that confession’s good for the soul.”
“Well, I hope that’s right, an’ then maybe I’ll get some peace from her, if not in this world, then maybe the next.
“It were like this Inspector, me an’ Jem we heard about Mrs De Runtzen havin’ died, an’ how she’d been buried wearin’ all her jewels still. Times is hard, Inspector, as I’ve no doubt yer can appreciate, an’ it seemed a little unfair to me and Jem that some old lady should go to her grave wearin’ more than I’ll ever earn in a lifetime.”
Inspector Behrends nodded, but said nothing. Like everyone else in London he had heard about the lavish burial, read about it in the paper. The De Runtzen family’s enormous wealth had been accrued from their trading company’s forays into the African interior. With the whole of the Dark Continent now carved up between the European countries the De Runtzen trading company was able to expand, shipping slaves, gold and ivory to every corner of the world, and so quickly making their fortune.
The elderly Mrs De Runtzen had taken to parading her newfound wealth by wearing it at every function she attended. Some said she never removed her jewellery at all, not for any reason. This rumour was finally given substance after her death, by the news that she was to be buried in her finest ball gown, her body adorned with her gold and silver bracelets, her necklaces, and precious stones.
Any fool could have predicted what would happen next.
“So you decided to desecrate her grave, and take her jewels.”
“That’s right, Inspector, that’s what we did, may God forgive our souls. We jumped over the wall of the De Runtzen estate the night after she’d been buried. It were pitch black, freezing cold and foggy. Yer could hardly see a foot in front of yer, and we stumbled about fer a long time like a couple of old drunks, but we found her all right, we found her. She’d only been buried that afternoon, and yer could still smell the freshly dug earth. Well, me and Jem we starts diggin’, and the diggin’s easy and goes quick fer the soil’s all loose and the spades cut through easy like. But Jem, he’s a bit nervous, an’ a bit headstrong, an’ before you know it he’s smashed through the coffin lid with his spade.
“ ‘Watch what yer doin’ Jem,’ I says. ‘We’ll have ’arf a London down here wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, all the racket yer makin.’
“We got the rest o’ the soil off the coffin, an’ we lifted the coffin lid up, an’ there she were, Inspector, all laid out in her finery, like they said she would be. Only…only…”
Sketch began trembling again, and he closed his eyes, but only for a moment, quickly opening them as though horrified at what he saw in the dark of his own mind.
“Well?” Behrends said. “Only what?”
“It were her eyes, Inspector,” Sketch whispered. “She had her eyes open, wide open, and was starin’ right at us, as though darin’ us to steal from her.”
“Don’t be stupid, man, she was dead,” said the Inspector. “Wasn’t she?”
“She had to be, Inspector, ’cos even if she hadn’t been dead when they buried her she were now, on account o’ the dirty great hole Jem had bashed in her head when his spade went through the coffin lid. Well Jem was all fer givin’ up right there an’ then, an’ goin’ home empty handed. He sat on the mound of dirt we’d dug up and stared at the old bird, and she stared right back up at us while I convinced him we had to carry on with it. In the end I had to throw a handkerchief over her eyes, just so’s she’d stop lookin’ at us, an’ we could get down there and start robbin’ her.”
“Very brave of you, I’m sure,” muttered Behrends. “Now come on, man, come on, what about the jewels?”
Sketch’s dark eyes took on a faraway look at the mention of the jewellery. He had stopped shivering now, but still lay with only his head protruding from underneath the stained, threadbare sheet.
“Ah, Inspector, we would have been set for life after pawnin’ that lot. Her coffin were full o’ gold and silver trinkets, bracelets, gold necklaces, diamond rings, ruby brooches bigger than yer fist. Lord knows how she ever walked around, all that weight draggin’ her down like that. It woulda tempted an honest man like yerself Inspector, it surely would. Me an’ Jem we set to work and gathered it all up in a bag we brought special, an’ it were the easiest pickin’s we ever had. Pretty soon we had everything like, apart from the rings on her fingers. An’ the old bird had rings on all her fingers, every single bloody one, an’ not just one ring either, but two or three, sometimes even four or five, as many as could be crammed on. But the thing was, all her fingers had swelled up, an’ those rings were stuck where they were, weren’t no use tryin’ to get any of them off.”
“So what did you do?” Behrends said.
“I cut off her fingers, one by one,” Sketch said, his voice dropping to a hoarse whisper. “It were a devil of a job, all I had to do it with were that rusty old knife over there…”
Behrends looked where Sketch nodded and saw a tiny, rusty pocketknife lying on the floor, in a dried pool of blood. The Inspector shuddered despite himself.
“…an’ I just had to hack away with it until it cut through the flesh. But the worst bit, the worst of all, were havin’ to break her fingers. The crunching noises her bones made were summat awful, thought it would wake up the whole bloody neighbourhood.”
Behrends sighed, and said, “It’s not going to go well with you in court, I can tell you that now. But perhaps the good Lord will have mercy on your soul for confessing your crimes. Now, where’s your accomplice, ‘Jem the Rake’?”
Sketch bit his lip and said nothing. He was shivering again.
“He’s dead, mister,” Molly said.
Behrends looked up, surpised. He had forgotten she was there.
“Dead? Dead? How on earth did he die?” he said.
“His missus found him yesterday with a hole in his head,” whispered Sketch. “Just like the hole he bashed in that old lady’s head. Lived long enough to say Mrs De Runtzen wanted her jewellery back.”
“Mrs De Runtzen wanted her jewellery back?” repeated Behrends. “How could that be? The poor woman was dead, you saw her with your own eyes!”
“D’yer believe in ghosts, Inspector?”
“So, you’re trying to tell me that Mrs De Runtzen rose from her grave and killed your accomplice in crime?” Behrends said. “More likely the two of you had an argument, a disagreement as to how your booty should be shared out no doubt, and you killed Jem, and now you are trying to lay the blame on a ghost. Now come on, man, we’ll forget about that, after all, London’s better off with one less of your kind roaming its streets; but what about the jewels, eh, where are you keeping them?”
“I shoulda listened to Jem,” Sketch said, ignoring Behrends now, a powerful trembling coursing through his body hidden by the dirty bed sheets. “I shoulda returned the jewels like he said, but I didn’t, I were too greedy. An’ last night she came, Inspector, she came and took her jewels back!”
“Come on, man, pull yourself together, you’re becoming hysterical!”
“Oh, Inspector, it were like some terrible nightmare, watchin’ that dreadful apparition stand at the end of the bed and dress herself with her necklaces and bracelets, and her ruby brooches, an’ starin’ at me, Inspector, all the time starin’ at me, just like she had when we dug her up. And in the end she stood there, all splendid like in her finery, but she hadn’t finished, Inspector, she couldn’t could she?”
“Why, what do you mean?” said Behrends.
“She had no fingers, Inspector, no fingers to put her rings on!”
Sketch was writhing in the bed now, and the single filthy sheet was falling from him, slowly uncovering him, first his shoulders, then his chest and upper arms, and on and on as the sheet tumbled to the floor.
“Oh, she had no fingers!” Sketch wailed.
Behrends watched, simultaneously appalled and fascinated as, like a conjurer revealing a magic trick, the bed sheet fell away to show Sketch’s mutilated, bloody hands. All of his fingers had been torn away at the knuckles. Molly had done her best to bandage Sketch’s hands, but the blood still seeped through the dirty rags.
Sketch was babbling like a madman now, and thrashing about the bed whilst Molly tried to hold him down and calm him.
Behrends slipped quietly from the room, casting one more repulsed glance at the blood stained pocketknife lying on the wooden floor. He hurried as quickly as he dare down the darkened, rickety old stairs, past the woman assembling matchboxes and her two children, and out into the foggy streets, leaving the cries of Bill Sketch behind him.
Such a thing as this could not be, Behrends’ rational mind told him. There had to be an explanation, a normal, down to earth explanation that had nothing to do with ghosts, or corpses rising from the dead.
Perhaps a visit to the funeral parlour, where Mrs De Runtzen’s body was laid out waiting to be buried again, would ease his troubled mind. After all, if she still lay in her coffin, as he fully expected her to, then that would prove what he already knew; that the dead did not rise from their graves to exact revenge upon those that wronged them.
A light still burned in the funeral parlour, despite the lateness of the hour, and Behrends was allowed access to see Mrs De Runtzen’s body.
As the undertaker lifted the lid on the coffin the Inspector felt the same sense of dread and fascination as when Sketch’s bed sheets had fallen back to reveal his mutilated hands. At the last moment Behrends almost called out to the undertaker to stop, and lower the lid, as an awful premonition fell over him that Mrs De Runtzen’s eyes would be open, and staring right at him.
The coffin lid opened to its full extent, and Behrends gasped at what he saw before him. It was not the dead lady’s eyes staring at him that caused him to recoil in horror, for they were closed. No, what the Inspector saw there was far worse than anything he had imagined. Mrs De Runtzen lay peacefully in the coffin, dressed in all her jewellery, the jewellery that had been taken from her cold, dead body only days before. Her hands were crossed over her chest, ending at her knuckles where Sketch had broken off her fingers one by one.
But now Mrs De Runtzen had a new set of fingers, one after another lying next to each of those mutilated knuckles. And there were two or three, sometimes even four or five rings crammed onto each of Bill Sketch’s severed fingers.
So now you know a little bit about Victorian Ghost Story. Even if you don't know everything, you've done something worthwhile: you've expanded your knowledge.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Over her dead body-Desperate ghost wife
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Have you ever wondered what exactly is up with OVER HER DEAD BODY? This informative report can give you an insight into everything you've ever wanted to know about OVER HER DEAD BODY-The horror movie.
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Sometimes a movie is so richly, gloriously, flamboyantly stupid that it starts to become fun to watch.
Over Her Dead Body is a gleefully daft project that not only has both Eva Longoria Parker and Jason Biggs in the same cast but centres on a jealous ghost, a confluence of idiotic elements that's impressive, you'll admit.
Mrs. Parker and Paul Rudd are Kate and Henry. They are deeply in love and getting married, but she dies on their wedding day. In keeping with the themes of the story, hers is a moronic sort of death.
Henry is heartbroken. Though Kate is dead, we saw enough of her in the first scene to know that she's an obsessive, bossy, nit-picking harridan, so -- yeah, who wouldn't miss her?
Henry's sister sends him off to a psychic named Ashley (Lake Bell), who is beautiful as well as prescient. Ashley will try to communicate with Kate's spirit in order to help Henry move on with his life. As it happens, Ashley not only communes with the dead, she gets a very distinct message from same: Back away from my man, beeyotch. As soon as it looks as if Ashley and Henry might be attracted to one another, Kate's ghost turns up to make Ashley's life a misery and to plunge the movie into sight-gag hell.
Kate can float, vanish, change her voice and walk through solid objects. She scares Ashley, tricks Ashley and helps Ashley make a fool of herself. Just in case that's not funny enough, the movie also has fat-dog moments and a loud farting sequence.
Truly, something for everyone.
What's dead Kate's problem? She thinks she is protecting Henry. It takes a long time before she sees that letting go is what's required.
Other than that, the movie has a subplot involving Henry's sister, Kate's diary and psychic fakery, and a further subplot in which Jason Biggs has to emote, wax macho, tear off his shirt and perhaps later fire his agent; anyone who goes to the movies without Gravol is a fool.
The performances in Over Her Dead Body are as sit-comish as the material demands.
Both Longoria Parker and Bell seem to be having a lot of fun, however, and that comes through.
Both actresses seem slightly giddy at all times. Their energy is attractive, so much so that they change the final product from mean-spirited sitcom to campy nonsense. That's quite an achievement.
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OVER HER DEAD BODY
1 hour, 35 minutes
Starring: Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs
Director: Jeff Lowell
Sun Rating: 2 out of 5
Now might be a good time to write down the main points covered above. The act of putting it down on paper will help you remember what's important about OVER HER DEAD BODY.
Have you ever wondered what exactly is up with OVER HER DEAD BODY? This informative report can give you an insight into everything you've ever wanted to know about OVER HER DEAD BODY-The horror movie.
The more authentic information about OVER HER DEAD BODY, the ghost movie,you know, the more likely people are to consider you a OVER HER DEAD BODY expert movie critics. Read on for even more OVER HER DEAD BODY ghost story facts that you can share.
Sometimes a movie is so richly, gloriously, flamboyantly stupid that it starts to become fun to watch.
Over Her Dead Body is a gleefully daft project that not only has both Eva Longoria Parker and Jason Biggs in the same cast but centres on a jealous ghost, a confluence of idiotic elements that's impressive, you'll admit.
Mrs. Parker and Paul Rudd are Kate and Henry. They are deeply in love and getting married, but she dies on their wedding day. In keeping with the themes of the story, hers is a moronic sort of death.
Henry is heartbroken. Though Kate is dead, we saw enough of her in the first scene to know that she's an obsessive, bossy, nit-picking harridan, so -- yeah, who wouldn't miss her?
Henry's sister sends him off to a psychic named Ashley (Lake Bell), who is beautiful as well as prescient. Ashley will try to communicate with Kate's spirit in order to help Henry move on with his life. As it happens, Ashley not only communes with the dead, she gets a very distinct message from same: Back away from my man, beeyotch. As soon as it looks as if Ashley and Henry might be attracted to one another, Kate's ghost turns up to make Ashley's life a misery and to plunge the movie into sight-gag hell.
Kate can float, vanish, change her voice and walk through solid objects. She scares Ashley, tricks Ashley and helps Ashley make a fool of herself. Just in case that's not funny enough, the movie also has fat-dog moments and a loud farting sequence.
Truly, something for everyone.
What's dead Kate's problem? She thinks she is protecting Henry. It takes a long time before she sees that letting go is what's required.
Other than that, the movie has a subplot involving Henry's sister, Kate's diary and psychic fakery, and a further subplot in which Jason Biggs has to emote, wax macho, tear off his shirt and perhaps later fire his agent; anyone who goes to the movies without Gravol is a fool.
The performances in Over Her Dead Body are as sit-comish as the material demands.
Both Longoria Parker and Bell seem to be having a lot of fun, however, and that comes through.
Both actresses seem slightly giddy at all times. Their energy is attractive, so much so that they change the final product from mean-spirited sitcom to campy nonsense. That's quite an achievement.
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OVER HER DEAD BODY
1 hour, 35 minutes
Starring: Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs
Director: Jeff Lowell
Sun Rating: 2 out of 5
Now might be a good time to write down the main points covered above. The act of putting it down on paper will help you remember what's important about OVER HER DEAD BODY.
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